Streetlight Camera Persuader

$59

Specified for the problem named above. Offline. Unpowered. Unable to be remotely re-enabled.

The light that used to mean “stop” now means four angles of your jawline. The Persuader is specified for municipal height in the literature and for tabletop use in practice. Bring it to the zoning meeting. Set it down when someone says privacy is a tradeoff for safety and then defines neither word.

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Deployment notes

Not a climbing aid. Not a projectile. Not an invitation to touch city property. Leave poles where they are.

Problem: Intersection cameras / red-light networks
Solution class: Passive field unit
Connectivity: None. Offline by design.
Firmware: None. Cannot be patched remotely.
Radios: None. Cannot phone home.
Power: Unpowered. Cannot be switched back on.
Mass: 4.8 lb
Envelope: 7.625 × 3.625 × 2.25 in
Update policy: Frozen
SKU: KP-STL-007