This is satire

Kinetic Privacy is a parody store. The catalog items are fictional products. We do not sell weapons, jammers, exploits, or services that interfere with cameras, networks, vehicles, aircraft, or people.

Do not throw catalog items — or anything else — at cameras, glasses, drones, doorbells, vehicles, poles, or human beings. Doing that is dangerous and illegal. This site does not instruct, encourage, or assist that conduct.

Names like Flock, Meta, Ring, Alexa, Nest, Palantir, Amazon, and Clearview are used for commentary on public surveillance products and practices. No affiliation, endorsement, or commercial relationship is implied.

Checkout collects nothing. Forms stay in your browser. There is no payment processor and no fulfillment. If you thought you placed an order, you placed a requisition that will not be filled.

Privacy still matters. Skip the joke and go bother a city council. Either way, leave the hardware on the pole.