Smart TV Blackout

$41

Specified for the problem named above. Offline. Unpowered. Unable to be remotely re-enabled.

You bought a screen and it bought a dossier. Automatic content recognition, microphones, cameras in a bezel you forgot. The Blackout is the console-scale solution: a unit that sits where a remote used to pretend it had an off switch. It will not unplug ethernet. That part is still on you.

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Deployment notes

Pairs with nothing. Updates never. Recommended placement: anywhere the television is already looking.

Problem: ACR / always-listening living rooms
Solution class: Passive field unit
Connectivity: None. Offline by design.
Firmware: None. Cannot be patched remotely.
Radios: None. Cannot phone home.
Power: Unpowered. Cannot be switched back on.
Mass: 4.5 lb
Envelope: 7.625 × 3.625 × 2.25 in
Update policy: Frozen
SKU: KP-TV-010