Meta Glasses Remover

$54

Specified for the problem named above. Offline. Unpowered. Unable to be remotely re-enabled. Review the photograph, then requisition.

A stranger at the playground is wearing a computer on their face and calling it eyewear. The Meta Glasses Remover is sized for that social problem: a pocket-unfriendly unit that states, without pairing, that a face is not a livestream. Best used as a conversation piece. Never used as contact.

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Deployment notes

Will not pair with Bluetooth. Cannot see Stories. Do not deploy against a person. If someone is filming you, the lawful responses are still words, distance, and policy — not the catalog.

Problem: Ray-Ban Meta / always-on face computers
Solution class: Passive field unit
Connectivity: None. Offline by design.
Firmware: None. Cannot be patched remotely.
Radios: None. Cannot phone home.
Power: Unpowered. Cannot be switched back on.
Mass: 4.6 lb
Envelope: 7.625 × 3.625 × 2.25 in
Update policy: Frozen
SKU: KP-MTA-002