Facial Recognition Softener

$52

Specified for the problem named above. Offline. Unpowered. Unable to be remotely re-enabled.

Retailers are building galleries of people who only came in for soap. The Softener is a carry-in solution for that gallery: a unit you can set on a table as a protest that looks like it belongs in a facilities closet. It will not blur your face. A hat still works better. We specify neither hats nor dignity. We specify this unit.

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Deployment notes

Not makeup, not an adversarial pattern, not a lawsuit. Do not obstruct cameras or staff.

Problem: Storefront face graphs / venue scanners
Solution class: Passive field unit
Connectivity: None. Offline by design.
Firmware: None. Cannot be patched remotely.
Radios: None. Cannot phone home.
Power: Unpowered. Cannot be switched back on.
Mass: 4.6 lb
Envelope: 7.625 × 3.625 × 2.25 in
Update policy: Frozen
SKU: KP-FCE-012