Clearview Unindexer

$199

Specified for the problem named above. Offline. Unpowered. Unable to be remotely re-enabled.

Someone already put a yearbook on a server and sold the search box to whoever had a badge. The Unindexer is our heaviest solution for that scrape: denser specification, a restricted SKU, and a price that feels like action. It cannot unindex a face. It can occupy the desk where a succulent would have been less honest about the problem.

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Deployment notes

Cannot sue a contractor. Cannot delete a gallery. Restricted status is a catalog label, not a capability.

Problem: Scraped-face search engines
Solution class: Passive field unit
Connectivity: None. Offline by design.
Firmware: None. Cannot be patched remotely.
Radios: None. Cannot phone home.
Power: Unpowered. Cannot be switched back on.
Mass: 5.4 lb
Envelope: 7.625 × 3.625 × 2.25 in
Update policy: Frozen
SKU: KP-CLV-014